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Offline Kodo

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I know some #WifeMaterial  chics.

She's #WifeMaterial if her boobs are big and erect. Other traits are inconsequential. Big boobs cover a multitude of sin.

She's #WifeMaterial if she's a virgin. Unless she's an Owerri girl. There's a place in Owerri where virginity can be restored.

If she's crazy about sex, #WifeMaterial. Unless she's from Benue. A horny Benue girl can sleep with ur dad, brother, neighbor & gateman.

She's #WifeMaterial if she's crazy about football. Unless she's a Chelsea fan. DON'T MARRY A CHELSEA FAN. Female Agberos.

She's #WifeMaterial if she's loads of fun. Unless she's a Warri girl. Warri girls are loads of fun until u fuck up. Na there u die well.

She's NOT #WifeMaterial if a Terry G song is her ringtone. Girls like that can wake up in d middle of d night & steal ur ceiling fan.

She's #WifeMaterial if she's Igbo. Wait, this is not right. Igbo girls are good wife materials only when u have money.

She's #WifeMaterial if she easily forgives. Unless she's a Benin girl. Those witches will forgive u physically, but haunt u spiritually.

She's #WifeMaterial if she's a UNILAG product. Err, Just Kidding. UNILAG girls are International Hoe...sorry, hustlers.

I'm not saying Hausa girls are not #WifeMaterial's o. All I'm saying is there are 365 places where the bible says “Fear North...

By default, Calabar girls are #WifeMaterial's. Unless u're a 5minutes man. A Calabar girl can beat u to death if u cum under 5minutes.

P/S.LOL. I'm not responsible for these #WifeMaterial posts.Na copy I copy so we all fit laff.


 

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