Author Topic: Husband: Sweetheart, i'm going for 3 days church conference  (Read 188566 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline martina

  • Sr. Cokoye Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 831
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
Husband: Sweetheart, i'm going for 3 days church conference.

Wife: OK; but let's commit your Journey into the hands of God in prayer.

Husband: lead us in prayer then.

Wife: God grant my husband great
Journey.

Husband: very loud Ameeeeeeeen.!

Wife: Don't grant his manhood erection if he tries to commit adultery.

Husband: Silent.

Wife: Don't let him return safely if he manages to have extra marital affairs with other ladies.

Husband: .......sweating

Wife: In fact, Holy Spirit,  kill him if he commits..............

Husband: Ohhhhhh! shut up,
it's OK,
I'm not going anywhere ;
because Holy Spirit just told me that the conference has been cancelled.

Please don't laugh alone.
Send it to someone to make him or her happy at least for some minutes
.


 

With Quick-Reply you can write a post when viewing a topic without loading a new page. You can still use bulletin board code and smileys as you would in a normal post.

Name: Email:
Verification:
Type fifty as a number:

Related Topics

  Subject / Started by Replies Last post
0 Replies
789 Views
Last post
by Mature
0 Replies
1021 Views
Last post
by pastor_uche
0 Replies
541 Views
Last post
by fu0222
0 Replies
1136 Views
Last post
by fu0222
0 Replies
151 Views
Last post
by fu0222