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#State of The Nation : As Buhari inform VP about his London medical trip

#Buhari : Osibanjo , I will be traveling for Medicals .

#Osibanjo : Where are you traveling to this time ?

Buhari : To London nah . Where else .

Osibanjo : For how long ?

Buhari : I will not stay long ooo ! Make you no go begin de over do things like you did before ooo .

Osibanjo : You are my boss .

Buhari : If you like , be taking order from Tinubu like you did the other time I traveled .

Osibanjo : eeemm eeem ...

Buhari : Will You stop that your treachery with eeem eeem !

Osibanjo : Am not treacherous sir .

Buhari : I traveled the other time and you sacked Secretary of the Government of the Federal ( SGF ) without my input .

Osibanjo : I sacked him to divert the attention of Nigerians from pressure on your whereabout .

Buhari : Imagine your defense Osibanjo ?

Osibanjo : It was not only my personal decision sir .

Buhari : Yes , I know you usually took advise from Lagos . But I have given instruction against such behaviour.

Osibanjo : Sir , not true .

Buhari : What is not true ? If you try sacking anyone as I travel like you did before , I will deal with you .

In fact , I have ordered them not to even listen to you. I heard you people want to replace my Security team especially the Police IG when I travel , but even if you try that , he will not obey you should in case try to sacking him .

Osibanjo : I am not aware of this ooo .

Buhari : How will you ? I have the security report .

Osibanjo : hmmmm

Buhari : Oh yes , even that of your Oga that want to be president by all means .

Osibanjo : Sir I want to to to ...

Buhari : You see , you are now stammering abi ?

Osibanjo : Sir is not that . Just that I read on Social Media , Nigerians are complaining that you allow them to die in poorly equipped hospitals in Nigeria while you travel to London for medicals .
They want you to do your medicals in Nigeria like we promised them in our "Change" campaign .

Buhari : Oh you want to be the President abi ? I should submit myself to your poorly equipped medical facilities in Nigeria so that I will die and you will be the president abi ?

Osibanjo : Sir , then how can we justify Abang insisting that Olisa Metuh ( former PDP Spokesman) should use Nigeria Medical Facilities for correctional surgery on his spinal cord injury ?

Buhari : Forget what people think . Just tell Nigerians that he is corrupt finish ! Once you paint anyone with the word " Corrupt" Nigerians will agree .

Osibanjo : You know why am saying this is that we can't justify the amount of money we have spent on Health sector if you continue to travel for health related issue .

Buhari : You want me to die to assume power abi ?

Osibanjo : No oooo !

Buhari : Then why are you insisting that I should use Nigeria hospitals ?

Osibanjo : Not that sir .

Buhari : Don't sack Police IG ooooo ! You hear me ?

Osibanjo : Yes sir .

Buhari : All your Oga 's treachery will not work with me ..

Osibanjo : Sir I don't understand oooo

Buhari : Abeg go make I discuss with Buratai ...

Note : This is Satire from Fictional notes of Onyia

Ikechukwu Emeka Onyia ©2018
Enugu , Nigeria


 

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