#State of The Nation : As Buhari inform VP about his London medical trip
#Buhari : Osibanjo , I will be traveling for Medicals .
#Osibanjo : Where are you traveling to this time ?
Buhari : To London nah . Where else .
Osibanjo : For how long ?
Buhari : I will not stay long ooo ! Make you no go begin de over do things like you did before ooo .
Osibanjo : You are my boss .
Buhari : If you like , be taking order from Tinubu like you did the other time I traveled .
Osibanjo : eeemm eeem ...
Buhari : Will You stop that your treachery with eeem eeem !
Osibanjo : Am not treacherous sir .
Buhari : I traveled the other time and you sacked Secretary of the Government of the Federal ( SGF ) without my input .
Osibanjo : I sacked him to divert the attention of Nigerians from pressure on your whereabout .
Buhari : Imagine your defense Osibanjo ?
Osibanjo : It was not only my personal decision sir .
Buhari : Yes , I know you usually took advise from Lagos . But I have given instruction against such behaviour.
Osibanjo : Sir , not true .
Buhari : What is not true ? If you try sacking anyone as I travel like you did before , I will deal with you .
In fact , I have ordered them not to even listen to you. I heard you people want to replace my Security team especially the Police IG when I travel , but even if you try that , he will not obey you should in case try to sacking him .
Osibanjo : I am not aware of this ooo .
Buhari : How will you ? I have the security report .
Osibanjo : hmmmm
Buhari : Oh yes , even that of your Oga that want to be president by all means .
Osibanjo : Sir I want to to to ...
Buhari : You see , you are now stammering abi ?
Osibanjo : Sir is not that . Just that I read on Social Media , Nigerians are complaining that you allow them to die in poorly equipped hospitals in Nigeria while you travel to London for medicals .
They want you to do your medicals in Nigeria like we promised them in our "Change" campaign .
Buhari : Oh you want to be the President abi ? I should submit myself to your poorly equipped medical facilities in Nigeria so that I will die and you will be the president abi ?
Osibanjo : Sir , then how can we justify Abang insisting that Olisa Metuh ( former PDP Spokesman) should use Nigeria Medical Facilities for correctional surgery on his spinal cord injury ?
Buhari : Forget what people think . Just tell Nigerians that he is corrupt finish ! Once you paint anyone with the word " Corrupt" Nigerians will agree .
Osibanjo : You know why am saying this is that we can't justify the amount of money we have spent on Health sector if you continue to travel for
health related issue .
Buhari : You want me to die to assume power abi ?
Osibanjo : No oooo !
Buhari : Then why are you insisting that I should use Nigeria hospitals ?
Osibanjo : Not that sir .
Buhari : Don't sack Police IG ooooo ! You hear me ?
Osibanjo : Yes sir .
Buhari : All your Oga 's treachery will not work with me ..
Osibanjo : Sir I don't understand oooo
Buhari : Abeg go make I discuss with Buratai ...
Note : This is Satire from Fictional notes of Onyia
Ikechukwu Emeka Onyia ©2018
Enugu , Nigeria
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