Types Of Friends In The University
As they say, your University years are the best years of your life... This is because of a ton of things, including the fact that these are the years you fully take advantage of your Youthful Exuberance license.
But the best part of the University, are the different characters you interact with on a daily basis and those you happen to make friends with.
1) The Friend Of Convenience
These people are only your friends whenever it's convenient for them. They never invest into the friendship, you don't even get to meet their more prominent group of friends because they don't think you're up to the 'standard'...you're the friend they meet when they want to fill someone with tales of their awesome life because they want you to aspire to be like them. They enjoy the feeling of being fawned over, and they think your life is nowhere as awesome as theirs.
More often than not, the stories are filled with lies and exaggerations
2. The Foodie Friends
These friends don't know the road to your room/house, neither do they have your contacts unless they're hungry or they see you returning from the market. Their greetings usually go, "Guy, how far? Chow dey?" Or "Babe, you cook today? Hope say my mouth dey". They are usually responsible for your provisions finishing before mid-semester
3. The Handout/Material Friend
These ones only know you when they want to borrow handouts/material from you. They become regular visitors whenever exam period approaches. They will borrow every piece of paper they see you with, but once exams are over, dem no sabi you again
4 The Aluta Friends
Some people come to the University to further their education, others come to further their political aspirations. These friends contest for whatever positions they can vie for from 100level and are involved in every association. They go from contesting for Parliament or PLO in 100level, once they leave that post, they hustle for a post in their Church fellowship, next up, state association, then, departmental office and if they have time left, SUG.
5. The Upcoming Musician Friends
These ones have been into music since Secondary school, they're just looking for how they'll blow. They are usually rappers, they perform at every social function they can sneak their way into in schools and usually have a bunch of hypemen who jump on stage when they perform
They usually don't graduate on time or are withdrawn
So, i'm going to receive the anointing today and profile the types of friends one makes in school