RULES FOR THOSE WHO WILL BE DRINKING BUT NOT BUYING DURING DECEMBER:

1. Respect the buyer.
2.Greet the buyer before you sit.
3. Don't be boring, tell more stories but don't talk more than the buyer.
4. Always help the buyer with carrying beers from the counter.
5. Dance to any music that the buyer likes.
6. Buyer's jokes are always funny so laugh out loud
7. when the buyer fights, you must fight with him.
8. when you come across two girls the beautiful one belongs to the buyer.
9. Don't attempt to drink any beer more expensive than the buyers beer.
10. Don't try to drink more than the buyer.
11. Help the buyer crosscheck the bill. If it is over, make sure you shout at the waiter well.
12. If the buyer complains about the peppersoup, make sure you complain louder so pepper doesn't choke the buyer, if not...no more beer for you o.
Happy Festive Season