Dear Honourable Corona virus.
Sweet Coro-Coro.
Commander in Chief of viruses.
Able and Capable COVIIIII 19.
The lion himself.
Above the law himself.
The worldwide nightmare.
Odogwu 1 of China.
He that humbles the world's securities.
He that gives the entire world emergency public holidays.
He that commands all kukere husbands to stay at home.
Our runs girls and side chicks are now emergency born again.
I duff my cap for you Hon. Corona. Chop knuckle abeg!
I call you total shutdown..
The only virus that humbled Nigerian politicians.
For the first time in history, You have made the politicians remain in Naija for treatment.
You have made our pastors to be quiet. Chaii.
You have made politicians to forget their party affiliation, we no longer hear APC or PDP.
You have brought back humanity and unity amongst Christians and Muslims, the rich and poor, husbands and wives. Lol.
Nigerians are pleading you to leave our country,
biko nwokeoma. You've been tested and trusted. We have learnt our lesson, especially our politicians. They will fix our hospitals with immediate effect.
Pls. have pity on us and go back to your coven.
. (Now, we believe your weight)
Please before all our women go carry belle finish.
Please carry your luggage and go, hunger wants to finish us inside house. We are begging you in the name of God.
Amen .