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Tis is for a big laugh, and sober reflection. Laugh away your wrinkles.
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A group of Nigerian husbands gathered at a Conference on, "How To Live In A Loving Relationship With Your Wife".


The men were asked:


"How many of you love your wife?"


All the men raised their hands.


Then, they were asked:


"When was the last time you told your wife you loved her?"


Some men answered "today", some, "yesterday", the majority didn’t remember.


The men were then told to take their phones and send the following text to their respective wives:


"I love you, sweetheart".


Then, the men were asked to exchange phones, so that each of them can read the other wife's response to the love message..


Here are the replies from 15 of them:


1. *Have you impregnated someone again*?


2. *That was then, not now*!


3. *You wan borrow money, abi?*


4. *What did you do again? I won’t forgive you this time!*


5. *Meaning?*


6. *Is that a new song?*


7. *Am I dreaming?*


8. *If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!*


9. *You this man, I asked you to stop drinking!*


10. *Abeg, na who be dis?*


11. *When did this one start?*


12. *Pls u sent the sms to a wrong number.*


13. *Who give monkey banana?*


14. *Who taught you this?*


15. *Pls, am not in the mood!*


😄😄Today is *World Happy Day.* Please, send to your Contacts to make them *Happy* and *Laugh*-ooooooo....!!! 😁😂👳??🕵??🙅??🙆???👍👏
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