WIFE: *Honey let's play a game*


HUSBAND: *Okay. What's the game about?*


WIFE: *If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run to the wrong direction, you'll give me all your salary for this month*


HUSBAND: *Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I'll have your salary too right?*


WIFE: (smiles) *Yes darling!*


HUSBAND: *Okay*  (stands up ready to run in any direction)
Wife: *are you ready*


Husband: *Yes ready*


WIFE:       *TURKEY*


*Its been 4 HOURS NOW...
The husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird