A guy was sitting quietly reading his
paper when his wife walked up
behind him and whacked him on
the head with a magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in
your TROUSER pocket with the
name Mary Lou written on it," she
replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the
races, Mary Lou was the name of
one of the horses I bet on," he
explained.
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I
should have known there was a
good explanation."
Three days later he was watching a
ballgame on TV when she walked
up and hit him in the head again,
this time with the iron skillet, which
knocked him out cold. When he
came to, he asked, "What the hell
was that for?"
She replied, "Your horse called."

Oboy!    Funny.