Husband: Sweetheart, i'm going for 3 days church conference.

Wife: OK; but let's commit your Journey into the hands of God in prayer.

Husband: lead us in prayer then.

Wife: God grant my husband great
Journey.

Husband: very loud Ameeeeeeeen.!

Wife: Don't grant his manhood erection if he tries to commit adultery.

Husband: Silent.

Wife: Don't let him return safely if he manages to have extra marital affairs with other ladies.

Husband: .......sweating

Wife: In fact, Holy Spirit,  kill him if he commits..............

Husband: Ohhhhhh! shut up,
it's OK,
I'm not going anywhere ;
because Holy Spirit just told me that the conference has been cancelled.

Please don't laugh alone.
Send it to someone to make him or her happy at least for some minutes