IMMUNE BOOSTER.
1. Call a man a lion and he will be very happy. But call him an animal he will be very angry.Is a lion not an animal?
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2. If you know more than five stingy people, that means you beg a lot..
3. In Japan a 17yr old is a doctor.
In Brazil a 17yr old is a footballer.
In India a 17yr old is a shop owner.
In China a 17yr old is an engineer.
In Iraq a 17yr old is a Soldier.
In USA a 17yr old is a celebrity.
In Israel a 17 yr old is a priest.
In Africa a 35yr old is a whatsapp group admin.
God why
4 In Nigeria a fat guy from a rich family is called BIGGY while a fat guy from a poor family is called OROBO.
That's where corruption started.
5 Once you marry a bad wife de devil will stop following you because he has settled you already
6. Sometimes you have to keep forgiving her while you are still looking for someone to replace her.
This is called constructive elimination by substitution.
Should i increase the volume?
7. First female barber recorded in the Bible was Delilah..
Fear Women
8. Bro you're dating that girl for more than 3years, with no intention of marrying her please..
Uncle pharaoh let my sister go
9. Who is a risk taker?
A risk taker is someone who has running stomach and still want to mess
10. A man was praying for a demon-possessed man. He shouted, "In the name of Jesus, what do you want from this Man?! Speak! Before I cast you out into the lake of fire!
The demon in the man said, "I want him to win the National Lottery Draw worth 200million naira tonight."
The man subtly lowered the microphone and whispered, "Get out of him and enter into me."
11 Akpos sat in a bar and was very moody? Soni goes over and asks: Akpos, wetin happen?
A very sad looking Akpos replied: I borrow Rukewe N2million to do facial surgery, and now I no fit recognize him to collect my money back.
17. An accident occurred today, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral.
One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were...
One of the dead shouted, "Bros, go back to your place, do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!"
THERE IS NO MEDCINE LIKE LAUGHTER Happy weekend and
MERRY XMAS IN ADVANCE..
Na copy I copy am oooo
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