Interview Dialog
Officer: What Is Your Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: Tell Me Properly.
Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir
Officer: Your Father's Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer: Your Native Place
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: Is It Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate: No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer: What Is Your
Qualification?
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: (angrily) What Is It?
Candidate: Metric Pass
Officer: Why Do You Need A Job?
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: And What Does That
Mean?
Candidate: Money Problem Sir
Officer: Describe Your Personality
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate: Magnanimous
Personality Sir
Officer: This Discussion Is
Nowhere, You May Go Now.
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: What Is It Now
Candidate: My Performance. ..?
Officer: M.P!!!
Candidate: What Is That Sir?
Officer: Mental Problems

Man, you're dam good, we miss you here and sport board for sometimes now.
Was up?

Funny enough.
Don't forget that our admin is also M.P
Meaning Mr. Perfect

Am back 4 good.
More on the way...

Glad to know that your back and more on the way Mr.Prince