A warri mum called her son
Akpos on phone;
Akpos: Hello maleee
Mum: Akpos that meat & fish
don boil?
Akpos: Yes oo malee
Mum: Abeg implicate salt &
maggi, attach oil, pepper &
sentence the crayfish and
other small small fish dem to
death ....then involve the
leaves ...after 10 mins,
discharge the pot from fire.
You dey hear me so?
Akpos: yes malee ...shuoo, this
food go good to download
with Eba o!
Mum: No worry, i don already
detain some fufu for cooler...
when time reach we go give
dem amnesty.

Amnesty? that is only if yaradua is Life.