One day a florist goes for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you, I am doing a community service". The florist is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a card and a dozen roses waiting at his door. A butcher goes for a haircut the next day and he also goes to pay the barber and the barber reples: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing a community service". The butcher is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning the barber goes to open his shop and there is a thank you card and a package of steaks waiting at his door.
The next day a Fireman goes for a haircut and goes to pay the barber. The barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you, I am doing a community service".
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds at the door?

Can you guess?

Come on, think like a Fireman....






....two dozen other Firemen waiting for free haircuts! 

Son: Mum, wen i was on d bus               with dad dis morning,  he               told mr to give up my seat to         a lady.

Mum:  well, u have done the right             thing.

Son:  but mum, i was sitting on                daddy's lap.

Xup Africans......

I like your sense of humor, but  Oguike would you mind setting on my lap?

Hahaha, tanks,  pls can u do me a little favour by changing ur profile pix.......bliv me its getin me scared

oh, babe you don't have to be scared, belief me i'm loving and caring.

Interesting and funny. Thanks for the joke.