Author Topic: JOKE: Barber (Read 12351 times)

Kodo · « **on:** »

One day a florist goes for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you, I am doing a community service". The florist is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a card and a dozen roses waiting at his door. A butcher goes for a haircut the next day and he also goes to pay the barber and the barber reples: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing a community service". The butcher is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning the barber goes to open his shop and there is a thank you card and a package of steaks waiting at his door.
The next day a Fireman goes for a haircut and goes to pay the barber. The barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you, I am doing a community service".
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds at the door?

Can you guess?

Come on, think like a Fireman....

....two dozen other Firemen waiting for free haircuts!

Cokoye · « **on:** »

Thelma Oguike · « **Reply #1 on:** »

Son: Mum, wen i was on d bus with dad dis morning, he told mr to give up my seat to a lady.

Mum: well, u have done the right thing.

Son: but mum, i was sitting on daddy's lap.

Xup Africans......

Cokoye · « **Reply #1 on:** »

Kodo · « **Reply #2 on:** »

I like your sense of humor, but Oguike would you mind setting on my lap?

Cokoye · « **Reply #2 on:** »

Thelma Oguike · « **Reply #3 on:** »

Hahaha, tanks, pls can u do me a little favour by changing ur profile pix.......bliv me its getin me scared

Kodo · « **Reply #4 on:** »

oh, babe you don't have to be scared, belief me i'm loving and caring.

Cokoye · « **Reply #4 on:** »

Webm · « **Reply #5 on:** »

Interesting and funny. Thanks for the joke.

Cokoye · « **Reply #5 on:** »

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