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JOKE: Barber
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 One day a florist goes for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you, I am doing a community service". The florist is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a card and a dozen roses waiting at his door. A butcher goes for a haircut the next day and he also goes to pay the barber and the barber reples: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing a community service". The butcher is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning the barber goes to open his shop and there is a thank you card and a package of steaks waiting at his door.
The next day a Fireman goes for a haircut and goes to pay the barber. The barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you, I am doing a community service".
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds at the door?

Can you guess?

Come on, think like a Fireman....






....two dozen other Firemen waiting for free haircuts! 

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Son: Mum, wen i was on d bus               with dad dis morning,  he               told mr to give up my seat to         a lady.

Mum:  well, u have done the right             thing.

Son:  but mum, i was sitting on                daddy's lap.

Xup Africans......

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I like your sense of humor, but  Oguike would you mind setting on my lap?

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Hahaha, tanks,  pls can u do me a little favour by changing ur profile pix.......bliv me its getin me scared

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oh, babe you don't have to be scared, belief me i'm loving and caring.

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Interesting and funny. Thanks for the joke.

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