Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied." So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"

Hello!

My name is miss Marcy,i want us to be friends i don't know how you
will feel about it,please you can write to me (marcycruchtaylor88@yahoo.de) i'm
sorry if i am embarrassing you, i shall explain all about myself including
my pictures. yours in miss Marcy.

Hai,

I have the feeling that this piece of mail will reach you in a perfect state of mind and in a better healthy condition. While searching through the ( http://cokoye.com ) I came cross your profile and decided to contact you. I believe and also have the feeling that in today's world, neither race, sex, age, nationality nor religion will any longer posse a barrier to male/female relationships.
Although, we do not know each other well but I will really like to have you as a friend or pen pal if that is better for you. I am a single lady of 25 years old, a citizen of the United States of America residing in Wellington Square OXFORD and currently studying international relations at the University of Oxford (UOA) UK . Presently, I am doing my final year in the University and so anxious to graduate from the University into the free world. While I hope to hear from you soon, you can reach me direct to my email is ( lisa_tim18 at yah / oo.com )
I also look forward to receiving some information concerning you, your family, country and even your personal life experiences.
This will give us the opportunity of knowing each other better and be able to understand ourselves more. May God bless you,
Thanks Yours
  Lisa.