A wife decides to take her husband
to a strip club for his birthday. They
arrived at the club and the door man
says"hey david,how ya doing?his
wife is puzzled and asked if he's been
to the club before,"Oh No! says
david; He's in my bowling team.
When they are seated, A waitress
asked David if he will like his usual
and brings over a budweiser. His
wife is becoming increasingly
uncomfortable&says"how did she
know that you drink budweiser?
she's in the ladies bowling team, We
share lanes with them. A striper then
comes over to the table, throws her
arms around David and says"Hi
Dave, want your usual table
dance,big boy? David's wife now
furious grabs her purse&storms out
of the club. David follows&storms
her getting into a cab, before she
could slam the door, He jumps in
beside her&tries desperately to
explain how the striper must have
mistaken him for someone else but
his wife angry; was screaming at
him at the top of her lungs, calling
him every name in the book. The
cab driver turns his head and say's
"look's like you picked up a real bitch
tonight dave.

"look's like you picked up a real bitch tonight dave" LOL

Dave isn't telling a whole truth.  

Quote from: Dqueen on 2012-01-05 22:40
"look's like you picked up a real bitch tonight dave" LOL

LMFAO

Men never disappoint....