A guy phones up his Boss whom
shockingly was a secret Boko Haram
member, but gets the boss's wife
instead. "I'm afraid he blew himself
last week while making a bomb."
she explains.
The next day the man calls again and
asks for the boss. "I told you" the
wife replies, "he blew himself last
week."
The next day he calls again and once
more asks to speak to his boss. By
this time the wife is getting upset and
shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU
TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS,
BLEW HIMSELF LAST WEEK! WHY
DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
he replied laughing :D:D "Coz, I just
love hearing it..."

I can't finish laughing