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 James after dismisal from his place of work in Abakaliki decided that he will lift any girl that wave hand and pleaded for lift.
 After Vanco round about, he saw a catholic sister waving hand for lift.  He stop and the sister entered the car.  
 He drive on the car holding the laps of  the sister pretending not knowing and taking it as gear board.  The sister shouted 'mattew7:7. '  James removed his hand immediately and concentrated on the driving.
 On putting his hand again and again and he still got a shout 'mattew7:7' from the sister.
 When sister reached where she was going, she came out of the car and said to James ' Your problem is that you don't read bible. '
when James reached home, he brought bible and turned to mattew7:7 and it reads 'Ask , and it will be given you. ' After that James become weak and started crying deeply inside  himself.
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Re: Mattew 7:7
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Man you are very fun. That is wonderful joke.
Keep it up.
Before I forget how is Elechi?

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Re: Mattew 7:7
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Good one Man this is very fun. Although  joke but exactly what happens in our society.
Pleasant one guy!

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Re: Mattew 7:7
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You have made my day.

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Re: Mattew 7:7
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Holyguy, appears to be offline if not that is holy i would have said he must have buzz now chasing girls around Vanco and Kperikpiri or even Azu iyi okwu.

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Re: Mattew 7:7
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@perfect Elechi is cool and his works in the state is rely commending.  He is building unity bridges, Ochudo estate etc.
The junction for sex worker now in Ai.  is Sperindo junction in Azuiyiokwu Abakaliki.
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Re: Mattew 7:7
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Ok, glad to here that Elechi is doing fine.
You said junction for Sex workers now is in Azuiyiokwu? then Azuiyiokw girls high school must be on check now.

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Re: Mattew 7:7
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Holyguy if not that you are holy I would have said you must be a patronizer to Azu iyi okwu girls.

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Re: Mattew 7:7
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@justme am just as my name imply.
@perfect Girl high school is among the best state own secondary school.  Thanks to the good work of Gov.  Elechi
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Re: Mattew 7:7
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@perfect Girl high school is among the best state own secondary school.  Thanks to the good work of Gov.  Elechi
Glad to know that , otherwise I would have said it takes over from Ugwu Achara gilrs.

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Re: Mattew 7:7
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Holyguy, if you are holy how did you know where sex workers stay?

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Re: Mattew 7:7
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Almost all state own secondary schools in the state is better than private own secondary school now.
The work of Gov.  Elechi in the state is outstanding. 
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Re: Mattew 7:7
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Holyguy, if you are holy how did you know where sex workers stay?
Holyguy is here now he will attend to you.

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Funny joke
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I am waiting....

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Re: Mattew 7:7
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Almost all state own secondary schools in the state is better than private own secondary school now.
The work of Gov.  Elechi in the state is outstanding. 
That is wonderful of him. Hopefully other South east governors will emulate him in this regard.

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