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Offline Prince james C. Inyogu

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Once there were two twins,Jimmy and Akpos.

Jimmy was the owner of an old boat and it
happened that Akpos wife died the same day that Jimmy's boat sank.
Days later,an old lady saw Jimmy and mistook him for Akpos, She said:"i am sorry to hear about your loss,i know you must feel terrible"
Jimmy thinking that the old woman was talking about his boat said:"Noo!,infact am glad to get rid of her, she was a rotten old thing right from when i rid her, her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelt like dead fish. She had a bad crack in the back and an ugly big hole in the front,she leaked like craze anytime i used her and her hole got bigger.
I was the one that finished her,i rented her to four guys and i warned them she wasn't good, but they wanted to use her anyhow,the fools tried to get into her all at once and SHE SPLIT RIGHT UP THE MIDDLE!!!!!"

*The Old Woman Fainted*

Laugh it off
-A True Friend Is Someone Who
Sees the Pain in Your Eyes While
Everyone Else Believes the Smile on
 your Face.

-You can't do Today's
Job with Yesterday's method and still



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