Author Topic: JOKES : A man dies and goes to hell.  (Read 1889 times)

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A man dies and goes to hell.

There he finds that there is a different hell for
each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He goes to Germany hell & asks, "what do they do here?" He was told "first they put you in an
electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on
a bed of nails for another hour.

Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the
rest of the day".
The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.

He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.

He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.
Then he comes to the Nigerian hell
and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in ...
Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other
hells. Why are there so many
people waiting to get in?" asks the man.
"Because there is never any electricity so the
electric chair does not work. The nails were paid
for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the Nigerian devil
used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs
his time sheet and goes back home for private
business."
-A True Friend Is Someone Who
Sees the Pain in Your Eyes While
Everyone Else Believes the Smile on
 your Face.

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Hemmmmmmmm this funny joke, but tell something nothing is working in Nigeria ???. Go ask those ministers, governors, President they will tell you something different, don't let them catch you with this joke.  ;D
I disagree with this joke, everything is working fine in my country-simply.


 

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