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Jonathan met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, "How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria."
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Jonathan frowned, and then asked, "But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"

David Cameron walked into the room and said,"Yes, your majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister.
Who is it?"

Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered, "that would be me." "Yes, very good," said the Queen.

 Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President Sambo.
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?
SAMBO: "I'm not sure, let me get back to you."

He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora Akunyili.
Sambo asked, Dora, SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?"
Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!"
Sambo smiled, and said "Thanks!" Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's Dora Akunyili!
Jonathan got angry, he said to Sambo. "No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am surrounded by Dummies!
The answer is David Cameron!"

WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT?
-A True Friend Is Someone Who
Sees the Pain in Your Eyes While
Everyone Else Believes the Smile on
 your Face.

-You can't do Today's
Job with Yesterday's method and still

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You know Nigeria Government people visit Cokoye, I hope President or vice president don't find this joke?
You will be in trouble.
To answer your question, the most intelligent?
Well, Na jokeooooooooooooooooooooo


 

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