FLASH BACK (PLAYING AS KIDS)
RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS (this is for d boys in ATF)
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper.
2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.
4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.
5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score.
6. No referee and lines men. You could run with the ball even behind the goal post.
7. If no one has a football, paper bags tied with ropes would do perfectly.
8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.
9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball
from the tree when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game.
10. Three corners = penalty
11. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, game over.
12 If you tackle the owner of the ball. you get an automatic red card.
13. Wen a prsn dat sabi comes, dats automatic sub.
14. We use our legs 2 measure the goal post and
its always three legs.
15. All players are striker.
16. The hand glove of d kepeer always use slipers.
17. Every corner of the street is a football field.
18. If the goals are too much. The keeper does this