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This is funny!!!Quotable Quotes

Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein (1872).

He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904).

He who fully unwraps a sharwama completely before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864).

 Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper- soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jnr (1900).

Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member - William
Shakespeare (1788).

Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904).

He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues - Alexander the III 1709).

He who refuses to classify Agege bread n Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther king Jnr (1931).

Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder....obasanjo(1999)

Drinking Garri doesnt mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty- Queen Elisabeth (1893).

He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947)

No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)

Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit -Bola Tinubu (2011)

Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job - Lord Lugard (1914).

Wishing you a wonderful day!
-A True Friend Is Someone Who
Sees the Pain in Your Eyes While
Everyone Else Believes the Smile on
 your Face.

-You can't do Today's
Job with Yesterday's method and still


 

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