Tickets Please.
Three Americans and three
Nigerians are traveling by a US
train to a conference. At the
station, the three Americans
each buy tickets and watch as
the three Nigerians buy only a
single ticket. "How are three
people going to travel on only
one ticket?" asked an American.
"Watch the ride my youth !"
answers a Nigerian. They all
board the train. The Americans
take their respective seats but
all three Nigerians cram into a
restroom and close the door
behind them.
Shortly after the train is
departed, the conductor comes
around collecting tickets. He
knocks on the restroom door
and says, "Ticket, please." The
door opens just a crack and a
single arm emerges with a ticket
in hand. The conductor takes it
and moves on. The Americans
saw this and agreed it was quite
a clever idea. So after the
conference, the Americans decide
to copy the Nigerians on the
return trip and save some
money.
When they get to the station,
they buy a single ticket for the
return trip. To their
astonishment, the Nigerians
don`t buy a ticket at all. "How
are you going to travel without
a ticket," asks one perplexed
American. "Watch the ride my
youth !! " says a Nigerian. When
they board the train the three
Americans cram into a restroom
and the three Nigerians cram
into another one nearby.
The train departs. Shortly
afterward, one of the Nigerians
leaves his restroom and walks
over to the restroom where the
Americans are hiding. He knocks
on the door and says, "Ticket,
please".

You are really back no doubt.