WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS REALLY FUN...HILARIOUS .:


Wife: which teams are playing?
Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United
Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal..
Husband: that`s a good team...
Wife: is Drogba playing?
Husband: he doesn`t play for any of these teams.
Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown?
Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain.
Wife : okay but they look the same...what`s that yellow card for?
Husband: its a warning to the player.
After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester United..
Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has scored?
Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester United...!!
Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who should have scored!!
Husband: [silent] Wife: what is that red card for?
Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for misbehaving.
Wife: then is he going to be a coach?
Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no.
Wife: its the same with traffic lights: yellow=warning; red=danger.
Husband: exactly darling.
Wife :what about the green card?
Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play.
Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup.
Husband: [silent]
Wife: who is that man standing who looks like Mr. Bean?
Husband: [bored] it`s the Arsenal coach....Arsene Wenger.
Wife: that means the other opponent`s coaches is Manchest Wenger?
Husband: [changes the channel to African Magic]
husband: who is that man
wife:just watch and don`t ask me question.
................women sha ......