10 WAYS TO MAKE YOUR HUSBAND HAPPY:

1. Give him sex
2. Obey him.
3. Love his parents.
4. Respect his siblings.     
5. Never argue with him.
6. Always make him feel he's the superior. 7. Never investigate his phone.
8. Kiss him when he insults you.
9. Don't waste his property.
10. Support him when he's broke.

10 WAYS TO MAKE YOUR WIFE HAPPY:

1. Give her money.
2. Always give her money.
3. Continue to give her money.
4. Keep giving her money.
5. Never get tired of giving her money.
6. Give her money even before she asks.
7. Just continue to give her money.
8. Just keep giving her money.
9. Just never get tired of giving her money.
10. Just give her money even before she asks. You are laughing..... Don't be surprise that is their nature because they are never and can never be tired of MONEY.