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The Future Of The World (Humor)

An old manuscript was found in the attic of the legend Migel Nostrildamous, a seer of the 1500s who could smell the future. It is written in his own handwriting and it foretells events in the not-so-distant future. And it doesn't smell good.

Migel writes of the following events:

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The year is 2035. The entire border between the U.S. and Mexico has been paved with asphalt so people don't slip as they run cross. All illegal aliens in the U.S. have been granted amnesty and a subscription to Telemundo. The official language of the U.S. is Spanish. Mexico's population is 35.

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Obamacare requires insurance companies to cover children up until the age of 64, as long as they live with their parents and their mother still does their laundry. A "pre-existing condition" is now defined as a condition that existed before you existed. What this means is that all out-of-pocket expenses paid by your parents and grandparents for their own medical problems, you now get reimbursed for. And this all works out well. Every family has three cars, six servants, a horse stable, and insurance company executives live in homeless shelters.

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Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong-un, supreme leader of North Korea, embark on a joint venture. They'll be manufacturing detachable mops that can be used as a Kim Jong-un wig that doesn't fly off when playing basketball.

The International Court of Justice moves from the Hague to the Bronx. In their first session they condemn New York City cops for occupying Brooklyn.

ISIS runs the U.N.'s Human Rights Council and declares that killing a terrorist is a crime against humanity.