#State of The Nation : Magu Vs ElRufa on Akpabio and APC 2019 EFCC

Magu : Hello His Excellency

El Rufai : Magu how are you doing ?

Magu : Am good sir . I told you that it will work . Have you see how cheap he has fallen ?

El Rufai : I know he is only good in talking without balls . Akpabio has a chicken mind from day one and some of us know it .

Magu : Walahi ! The man just fall yakata .

ElRufa : I would have prefered getting Wike to APC than all these chicken hearted men .

Magu : Yes , but that one no go fall walahi ! He is a fighter .

El Rufai : Yes , he understands National Politics and knows how to mobilize for such fight .
He is very dangerous and intelligent too. Going after him will have serious negative consequences that can kill this regime prematurely . So avoid him at least for now .

Magu : His Excellency , walahi I can go after him or anybody in this country .

ElRufa : Magu stop there ! Always know how to select your wars . Don't embark in every war you see . Going after such men like Gov Wike can end your regime as EFCC chair . You know already that your continue stay in office with the rejection from NASS is even illegal .

Magu : aaaah ! Make I avoid that man oooo .

El Rufai : But you are aware that Nigerians are watching us ba ? If you fail to prosecute Akpabio , Nigerians will question this govt .

Magu : I can take him to Court tomorrow His Excellency ! walahi My Excellency , me I no de fear anybody .

El Rufai : Shut up you ! You see , you are not just intelligent at all ! I Wonder who nominated you as EFCC chair and why you are still one till now ?
Which information do you even have to achieve that ?
Again, prosecution of Akpabio will start after we must have won second tenure and not now .

Magu : OK sir . My own is to retain my office His Excellency .

El Rufai : When we get to that point . For now , is how to win the election that is the issue .

Magu : We have also reported on some other State Governors and we can use their files against them .

El rufai : Like who and who ?

Magu : Gov Alegbe of Osun , Gov Fayose , Gov Obiano , Gov Dickson , Gov.......

ElRufa : Stop ! You see why I said that you are not intelligent ?

Magu : His Eeee ...

ElRufa : I said , stop !
How many Northern Governors are in what you are dishing out ? Don't you know that Nigerians especially Southerners will pick it as a witch hun without adding a Northern Gov ?

Magu : Eehn Gov Ortom is involved after all he just decamped to PDP from APC .

ElRufa : People will still argue that it is because Ortom is from North Central . You need a core Northern Gov to balance the list . Besides , Gov Obiano of Anambra State you mentioned is already working for us , so step down his own name for now .

Magu : OK sir. Sir can we use Kaduna as one of the Core North so that people will believe us like you said ?

ElRufa : Which Kaduna !! ?

Magu : His Excellency what I mean is that since you are seen as core supporter of Buhari , EFCC going after your government will make people see us as unbiased umpire .

ElRufa : Magu you mean you want to go after me to prove that you are working?!. Are you this daft ? You want to use EFCC on Gov El Rufai of Kaduna state ?
Now you have confirm to me that you can be a traitor !

Magu : Sir is not that .

ElRufa : Is not what Mr Magu ?
Let me tell you Mr Magu , some of us have your files too !

Magu : Sir em emm

ElRufa : Stop your emm eem . I have your files . Thief like you that is accusing people . You cheap idiot !

Magu : His Excellency both of us are just reasoning on how to arrest those opposing the govt without allowing the public to know .

El Rufai : And you don't see any other state and person to use for your stupidity outside El Rufai and Kaduna State ?
Don't worry , I think your time is up . I will bring the Daura Fraud Report he submitted against you with my own report too .

Magu : Sir , we can use another state outside yours .

ElRufa : No ! Don't worry ! I will teach you this game .You just crossed the red line !

Magu : Am sorry sir .

ElRufa : Sorry for yourself .Let me even call Asiwaju to activate media war against you first before I will finish you from inside . Yes , Sowore will soon use your files to play in his sahara . Nonsense !

Magu : am sorry na ...

El Rufai : You don't play with El Rufai !
Am an action man ! Let me even call Asiwaju first !

Note : This is Satire from Onyia Fiction note .

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Abuja , Nigeria