As a person what is biggest lie you have heard?

Hmmm there are a lot but never heard something like that !!

There are so many lies you have heard? List the lies then.

This is to let us list lies, we have heard, read or told and laugh over then. This is different from superstitious belief thread here

I have many lies I have been told, read and heard, let start with this:
When I was a little boy, I once asked my mother how does women born babe i.e how does and where does new babe pass to come out.
Her answer was is through mouth. I then asked further, but mum, your mouth is too small for babe to come out through it. She responded that when the nine months reaches, God expands the mouth so big enough to vomit a babe.
I agreed this, it was when I grew up, I realized that this woman lied to me.

This is one of biggest lie I have heard.
More are coming just click reply and let us know the lies.

yeah!! When i was a kid my grandma told me many things like about nightmares etc. i was a child and i used to ask the same question from my mum then they replied god gave them babies!! 

What are the lies about nightmares your Grandma told you? this sounds like lies that will be interesting  to read here.

lol, she told me some stories about nightmares and she told me that naughty kids will be kidnapped by nightmares  sad!! they never kidnapped me!! 

It seems Grandma is using fear to get you to be obedient and good girl.

Yes, I guess so but i used to be a very bad bad girl!!

Quote from: loveymiller on 2013-04-16 12:49
Yes, I guess so but i used to be a very bad bad girl!!

In that case Grandma is correct, as she was doing her work to ensure you become a good girl.

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I was told by a certain girl that she loves me. Going by definition of love and her activities around me, I realized that using the word LOVE is a big lie in her part.

Really? than what happened ?? did she lied to ya ?

Big lie, her approach indicates that she lies to get what she wants.

and what was that? what she want?

That Fnemnmya, a chinese girl, is married to me.

Quote from: Siye Heke on 2013-08-11 04:40
That Fnemnmya, a chinese girl, is married to me.

Why regarding it as a biggest lie, It could be  a dream that would soon materialize.

Thanks for the cheers, friend. And thanks for the advice.
That's right. Maybe a dream might come true.