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Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?
GIRL: Nope. I don't want to have a
boyfriend.
BOY: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is
not good for the man to be alone. I will
make a helper suitable for him.” GIRL: But I don't love you.
BOY: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love
does not know God, because God is love."
GIRL: And how do I know you mean those words.
BOY: Matthew 12:34b " For out of the
abundance of the heart the mouth speaks."
GIRL: But how can I be sure that you're
loyal and honest?
BOY: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."
GIRL: But why me? There are a lot of
girls out there.
BOY: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all."
GIRL: But what is in me that you like?
BOY: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is
no flaw in you."
GIRL: But I'm not all that beautiful...you
're exaggerating.
BOY: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised."
GIRL: What happens if I say yes.
BOY: Genesis 2:24 "Therefore man shall
leave his father and his mother and hold
fast to his wife, and they shall become
one flesh."
GIRL: How come you know the scriptures this much
BOY: Joshua 1:8 " This book of the Law
shall not depart from your mouth, but
you shall meditate on it day and night,
so that you may be careful to do all that
is written in it. For then you will make your way prosperous and you will have good success."
GIRL: wooow, I can see u really love
God.
BOY: Psalm 34:8 "Oh, taste and see that
the Lord is good! Blessed is the man who takes refuge in Him.
GIRL: mmm. Ok please give me time to
think about it.
BOY: Philippians 4:8 "Finally brethren,
whatever is true, whatever is honourable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about these things."
GIRL: owwww I love you already
BOY: Revelation 22:21b "Amen!
-A True Friend Is Someone Who
Sees the Pain in Your Eyes While
Everyone Else Believes the Smile on
 your Face.

-You can't do Today's
Job with Yesterday's method and still

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The Boy sounds like someone I have heard of :)

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